An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy
with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that
his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The attorney immediately
advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be
waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The
attorney protested that a three year wait was unconscionable, but his
words fell on deaf ears. The lawyer was then approached by the devil,
who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a
few days, if the attorney was willing to change venue to Hell. When the
attorney asked why appeals could be heard so much sooner in Hell, he
was told, "We have all of the judges."
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